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PostSubject: Pick up lines   Thu Feb 12, 2015 12:17 am

Sooo...I was bored playing about half an hour ago, so I decided to get creative and think of some awesome pick up lines. If some1 could access the server log, maybe we could get them back (I don't know how to copy console to Word, so it is mostly lost).

But, here are a few, and I was hoping you guys would contribute (and I was thinking Queen of Spades, and if there are more girls I don't know of, could grade them by awesomeness).

1. Come up to a Chinese girl and say: Baby, I would build a wall myself to protect dat ass!
2. Come up to a satanist girl and say: You wanna make God angry? Yeah? Time for some anal. Sodomy, bitch!
3. Come up to a black girl and say: I know slavery is bad, but I get why people tie up girls like you and make them do aaaaaall kinds of stuff.
4. Tell a girl studying fine arts/history or something like that: I'm taking you to Louvre. I am not a big fan of arts, but I like the idea of 500+ rooms to do you in.
5. Tell a girl with a big diamond ring: You like bling? Cause when I eat glitter, I cum sparkly stuff.
6. Tell a girl working at a hair salon: I'll be pulling your hair so hard, your colleague will be fixing you and you alone for 3 days.
7. Programmer girl: C++? If you want the next letter, just say so.
8. Tell a catholic schoolgirl: It would not be called missionary if it wasn't our mission to do it.

Please feel free to add some more of your own. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Pick up lines   Thu Feb 12, 2015 8:05 am

Don't think anyone of them would work Razz

Hey biscuit, you sit there and crumble?
Better in swedeish xD
(Tjenare kexet, Sitter du där och smular)
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PostSubject: Re: Pick up lines   Thu Feb 12, 2015 6:15 pm

Sometimes this is enough. Very Happy
If someone wondered what "Lepi" means Razz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x44zzpBL9dU
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PostSubject: Re: Pick up lines   Thu Feb 12, 2015 6:41 pm

Hahaha! I didn't realize there was actually an "artist" by the name of Lepi. Hahahaha!

Love the video with Britney and Megan skillfully added to the background. Truly artistic. XD

Here's one more: Go into a library and tell a hot librarian: Hi, I need a book. It's got the same catalogue number as your mobile phone.

Btw, what's with our server? It seems to be down all day long.
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PostSubject: Re: Pick up lines   Thu Feb 12, 2015 6:53 pm

Ok.. if someone would say that to me.. lol. I would look strange and ignore Him. But the one of the librarian was better. Thats just asking someone's phone number, not asking for sex. But try to get better ones :p
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PostSubject: Re: Pick up lines   Thu Feb 12, 2015 6:54 pm

*Ilus!oN$* wrote:
Sometimes this is enough. Very Happy
If someone wondered what "Lepi" means Razz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x44zzpBL9dU

Nenad, come on... This is you, isn't it.. clown
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PostSubject: Re: Pick up lines   Thu Feb 12, 2015 7:23 pm

I bet on that Marty!
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PostSubject: Re: Pick up lines   Thu Feb 12, 2015 8:24 pm

MARTY wrote:
*Ilus!oN$* wrote:
Sometimes this is enough. Very Happy
If someone wondered what "Lepi" means Razz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x44zzpBL9dU

Nenad, come on... This is you, isn't it.. clown

God damn, im busted! Embarassed
Well at least i am over 1 M views. Die mortals! Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Pick up lines   Thu Feb 12, 2015 10:22 pm

Haha yeah that's true. Good job! cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Pick up lines   Fri Feb 13, 2015 2:23 am

Maybe I am going about this the wrong way. The idea was when mgroos was somewhere (I think Talinn) and said Estonians are the marrying type, if you are in town for one night, go for the Russian babes. More slutty. So now, we are trying to get some pick-up lines for one night stands.

Like this:

Hey there, I see you are drinking a Black Russian cocktail. I have all of that for you, except for the tail part.
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PostSubject: Re: Pick up lines   Fri Feb 13, 2015 2:30 pm

Someone is waaay toooo horny here! Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Pick up lines   Fri Feb 13, 2015 5:09 pm

search drunk bitches, easy to bang (Y)
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PostSubject: Re: Pick up lines   Fri Feb 13, 2015 6:16 pm

Beer is my secret too. U would be amazed to see how much inspiration comes with 10+ beers Very Happy

At the end, thats how i got almost 90% of em Very Happy (kinda shy when not drunk-stoned) Embarassed
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PostSubject: Re: Pick up lines   Fri Feb 13, 2015 7:14 pm

" Hey, do you want to have some swheppes, just me and you ? " Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Pick up lines   Sat Feb 14, 2015 10:51 am

Same goes for me Nenad, But now i got my Gf for 6 years, Before i always got a lady home(when drunk) Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Pick up lines   Sat Feb 14, 2015 5:19 pm

ilu i dont mean that u drunk, u have to looking for drunk bitches Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Pick up lines   Thu Feb 19, 2015 12:42 am

Maybe the best line, when you aren't at your home town is:

"If you come with me, maybe you will have the best one night expirience in your life, or maybe it will be your worst expirience, but if you don't you will never know."

Note: This works if girl is nearly drunk as you, or if she asks for money before you take her Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Pick up lines   Thu Feb 19, 2015 10:50 am

Or just ask if they want to have sex, Think at least 5 out of 10 would say yes xP
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PostSubject: Re: Pick up lines   Thu Feb 19, 2015 10:51 am

Oii Woman!!!
I think you forgot your pants in my kitchen.
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PostSubject: Re: Pick up lines   Thu Feb 19, 2015 2:21 pm

Or just ask if they want to have sex, Think at least 5 out of 10 would say yes xP wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ira9A7wSW3M Sure Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Pick up lines   Thu Feb 19, 2015 3:32 pm

hahahaha zee how often you were already slapped
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PostSubject: Re: Pick up lines   Thu Feb 19, 2015 4:31 pm

He doesn't get slapped, he likes to be SPANKED! Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Pick up lines   Thu Feb 19, 2015 5:08 pm

None Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Pick up lines   Sun Apr 19, 2015 12:56 am

Baby, you look kinda uptight. You should relax a bit, what we're gonna do kinda hurts when you're too tight.
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PostSubject: Re: Pick up lines   Sun Apr 19, 2015 1:07 am

You like when it hurts? I'll put hot sause on my condom instead of lube.
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